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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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teentide:

buy me food and laugh at my jokes and i’ll love you forever

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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